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Historical anecdote: Why does Liu Can Bond, who loves swearing, win the world? Because he is very professional in swearing.
The most rogue emperor in history is Liu Bang. Emperor Wu of song and Zhu Yuanzhang, who were born not much better than Liu bang, are all people who have not caught up with the Hope Project and have no education since childhood. But these hooligans still know how to learn after they become emperors, at least learn some culture, so that they will not lose face when they go out. Only Liu Bang stood still and didn't even change his swearing words, which shows that his cultural level is poor. It doesn't matter whether you curse or not. As long as you are human, you will always swear, but the level of swearing is definitely related to whether you have culture or not. Liu Bang, for example, never graduated from primary school, and it is absolutely impossible to scold Zhang Yi or Mencius. Liu Bang's level of swearing is extremely limited, and the most commonly used word is "upright Confucianism". "Confucianism" originally refers to talented people, but adding a word "vertical" in front of it is very insulting, which probably means slave and bookworm. In addition to this kind of "upright Confucianism", Liu Bang often calls himself "Gong" when swearing, and always says "your grandfather and me". Liu bang has no culture, so he scolds mostly literate people, which is just like saying that grapes are sour when you can't eat them. Li Chiqi, a famous scholar, came to take refuge in him. Liu Bang was not interested when he heard that he was a Confucian scholar. He thought he was another mixed food and drink, so he put it aside to cool off. Li Shiqi probably knew that Liu Bang was not very friendly to intellectuals. Since you didn't see me, I had to go to you by myself and didn't say my name when I walked to the door. I just said that I was an alcoholic in Levin. Liu bang is enjoying the soles of two beautiful women's feet and is in a happy mood. When he heard that a drinker came to see him, he agreed to see him. Drinking a little wine at night is also a big hobby of rogue Liu Bang. However, the following story is somewhat unexpected. Shi Li thought that Liu Bang would at least sit tight if he didn't come out to meet him, but when he entered the door, he saw Liu Bang lying in bed, his feet spread apart, enjoying a foot bath with his eyes closed, and his face was intoxicated. If two people are angry, it is that they don't like each other. Shi Li didn't kneel down. His knees were straight. He just bowed his hands and bent down. This is a greeting. Probably Li Shiqi is still thinking, I can't kneel down to you, you rascal! Liu bang ignored him, snorted and continued to close his eyes and enjoy it. Li Shiqi asked Liu Bang, "Do you want to help Qin fight the vassals, or do you want to lead the vassals to fight Qin?" "Liu Bang swore at you:" Zongru! Husband, the world is suffering, so the ministers attacked Qin at the same speed. What did you do to help Qin attack the princes? "He fought bloody battles with the old Qin family with a lot of younger brothers all day long, and was about to hit the Guanzhong to end each other's lair. Now Li Bu ran out to question his position, and it is no wonder that Liu Bang would be angry. Shi Li-Qi is a little clever. Knowing that it is no good to piss off this rogue leader, he stopped early: "Since you want to fight the Qin Dynasty, you shouldn't be so arrogant." Intellectuals love to teach people when they have nothing to do, and Shi Li also has this problem. Fortunately, although Liu Bang is a rogue, he still knows how to correct his mistakes. He stood up to apologize. Come on, serve, drink! However, it is too early for Li to be happy. Don't look at him sitting with Liu Bang now, eating meat, drinking and hitting on beautiful women. He leads a wonderful life. When Liu Bang is unhappy, he still scolds him like a dog. After Qin, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu divided the spoils unevenly, and the two gangs fought. Liu bang was born as a gangster and fought many wars when he was a child. Ordinary people are no match for him, but when they meet Xiang Yu, they are always beaten out of the water. But Liu Bang wanted to do something crooked, so he advised him that Xiang Yu was outnumbered, and of course you were no match for him. You have to dig his corner and give these people benefits privately, so that even if they are not on your side, they will not help Xiang Yu beat you again. Liu bang thought it was a good idea, so he asked Shi Li to do it. Sean, who had just left the front foot of Shili, heard about it and ran to persuade Liu Bang that this system of enfeoffment was impossible, and things would only get worse. Hearing this, Liu Bang broke out in a cold sweat: "It was the bad idea of this upright Confucian again, which almost ruined my great event!" ! "Sean is also a Confucian scholar. I wonder how he felt when he heard Liu Bang scold his peers. Many people don't want to mix with Liu Bang because of this bad habit of swearing at every turn. Wei Baoyuan was mixed with Liu Bang. Later, I felt that Xiang Yu was more powerful and changed my boss. Liu Bangpa sent people to do Wei Bao's ideological work, saying that although Liu's stock has fallen sharply now, the long-term income will be quite good, so you should hold it for a long time. But Wei Bao shook his head again and again. No, no, Liu Bangtai likes insulting people and scolds subordinates at every turn. I can't take it anymore. When he became emperor, Liu Bang's swearing was even less convergent. He is the boss, so ordinary servants have to put up with it, and everyone begins to practice the kung fu of Ninja Turtles. Later, Liu Bang thought that he was a gentleman who only talked and didn't do it, while I was a rogue. In addition to continuing to be upright and Confucian, he also developed a new habit. When discussing state affairs in meetings, he always takes off the hat of Confucian scholars and urinates in it as a bedpan. It's convenient for him not to run to the toilet, but those Confucian scholars are out of luck. Every time they go to court, they should prepare an extra hat for a rainy day. Therefore, the famous "Shangshan Sihao" did not want to come after being killed. They are celebrities anyway. How can they be insulted? Only such a shameless person can stand it. Liu bang is also very depressed, of course. I have many shortcomings, but I also have advantages. Swearing is called swearing, but what you have to say is reasonable. I will still give you something sweet to eat. For example, Liu Jia, who is always whispering in Liu Bang's ear, always talks about The Book of Songs and The Book of History. Liu bang was very angry about this. Don't you just study a few more years than me and get a college diploma? As for showing off to me all day? If you don't swear, you won't be Liu Bang: "Your grandfather immediately laid down this family business. It's no use saying that! "Liu Jia answered and said, you hit the world with your fist. Do you still want to rule the world with your fists? Liu bang thinks it makes sense. He immediately patted Liu Jia on the shoulder and said, You are quite right. Now I have a glorious task for you to write down all your things ... The role of Liu Bang's evolution face is very professional. It only takes a few seconds to get angry and laugh it off. It seems that people who have been to Bashu are different. In the seventh year of Emperor Gaozu's reign, the Huns in the north wanted to have an autumn wind and got some benefits. Liu bang sent envoys to negotiate and engage in espionage, while preparing to send troops for conquest. Rogues know a truth, it is better to strike first. Huns are also a little clever, deliberately taking out only the old, the weak and the sick, so when these envoys came back, they said that Huns were not so good, and they were relaxed and enjoyed beating them. Only one man named Liu Jing saw the Huns' tricks and advised Liu Bang not to fight. Perhaps his words were a little urgent, and Liu Bang felt uncomfortable. Without saying a word of dirty words, he gushed: "You bastard! When two smelly mouths get the official position, they will be on their high horse. How dare you talk nonsense today to hinder our army? " Seeing people off, Liu Bang set off with his younger brothers, and he wanted to go to Jingkou with brilliant victory. As a result, as we all know, as soon as Liu Bang arrived in the city of peace, he was besieged by the Huns on the Deng Bai, and he was able to get away for seven days and seven nights. When he came back, he immediately released Liu Jing, gave him 2,000 food cities and wrote him a letter. Liu bang cursed countless times when he was alive, and he was inevitably scolded by others after his death. Ruan Ji, the most arrogant person in Wei and Jin Dynasties, called him "there is no hero in the world, and his son became famous". However, no matter how abusive Liu Bang is, he is still good to his opponents, otherwise those younger brothers will not be dead set on mixing with him.