1 and Battle of Red Cliffs, Lu Su went back first. Sun Quan "invited the generals to meet the Soviet Union". Lu Su came to the front of the temple and was about to salute when Sun Quan stood up and said, "Amethyst, the general dismounted to meet his saddle. Is this enough to give face? " "Lu Su trotted forward and said," Not enough! " Everyone was shocked. After sitting down, Lu Su raised his whip: "Su Su's wish is that the general will be supreme, conquer the four seas, unify Kyushu, achieve the imperial industry, and then send a comfortable car to pick up Lu Su. That's the real face. " After hearing this, Sun Quan clapped his hands and laughed.

2. Si Mazhao asked Liu Chan, "Have you thought of Bashu?"

Liu Chan replied, "I don't think about it."

After listening to this, the old Zen minister said to Zen, "If he mentions it again, you will answer tearfully,' The ancestral grave is far away in Bashu, and the west is increasingly sad and missing. Meanwhile, please close your eyes and express your grief. "

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Later, Zhao asked the same question about Zen Buddhism. This time, Zen answered according to Zheng Zhi's words. Zhao asked, "Why do you say the same thing?" Zen month got a fright and opened his eyes.

"How do you know?

As a result, burst into laughter.