Fourth place: Qin Wuwang committed suicide with a tripod. Qin Wuwang wanders around, strong as an ox, and likes to compete with others. At that time, he often compared himself with others. At the age of 23, Qin Wuwang happened to see a Jiuding in Luoyang and wanted to show it off, so he raised the tripod. After lifting it, he won applause. As a result, he choked out internal injuries because of lifting the tripod, and finally vomited blood and died. Others say that his foot was hit by a tripod.
Third place: Cao Cao San Xiao Zhuge Cao Liang Cao fled all the way after being defeated by Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu. To the west of Wulin, Cao Cao couldn't help laughing when he saw the steep mountains and rivers around him. His people asked him why he laughed. Cao Cao said? I laughed that Zhou Yu had no strategy and Zhuge Liang had no wisdom. If I fight, I will definitely ambush here! ? Before the words were finished, Zhao Yun appeared in front of Cao Cao with an ambush.
Fortunately, Huang Xu and Zhang He resisted, and Cao Cao was able to escape, and then fled to Hulukou. Cao Cao asked the soldiers to make a fire and cook. He smiled again and said that Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu were still not resourceful. If I set an ambush here, I will get hurt even if I escape. Before I finished, Zhang Fei appeared in front of Cao Cao with a group of people. Fortunately, Chu Xu, Zhang Liao and Huang Xu joined forces to attack Zhang Fei, and Cao Cao was able to escape.
Finally, Cao Cao went to Huarong Road. Tired and exhausted, he just sat down to rest and laughed again. He said that if I set an ambush here again, I would be caught. As a result, Guan Yu appeared at this time, but Guan Yu remembered the old love and let Cao Cao go, but Cao Cao's San Xiao was extremely humorous.
Second place: Jin fell into the cesspit and drowned. Jin is the monarch of the state of Jin. Because he was very ill once, he went to see a doctor. He never imagined that the doctor would not live to eat new wheat this year. Kim was angry, but he didn't kill him. But when the wheat was harvested, he personally took the freshly cooked oatmeal and told the doctor? Your prediction is wrong, I will kill you! ? After the doctor was killed, Duke Jing of Jin suddenly had a stomachache and went to the toilet. However, he didn't come out for a long time. When his men went in to have a look, they realized that Duke Jing of Jin had fallen into the cesspit and drowned.
First place Jin Shengtan's dying humor Jin Shengtan was a person in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties. Finally, he went to prison for various reasons, and he even teased the jailer in prison. He said he had something important to say, and the jailer thought it was a good thing, so he used pen and ink. And Jin Shengtan told them? Peanuts and dried beans are chewed together and taste like walnuts. Get this skill, and die without regret! ?
Later, when Jin Shengtan was beheaded, Jin Shengtan showed no fear. When the executioner fell down with a knife, he saw two paper balls falling out of his ear. The executioner was amused when he opened the paper ball. So these two balls of paper were written by one? Okay？ One word. Does it hurt? Word, a generation of humor master even before dying to tease the executioner.
Note: All the above are anecdotes and allusions. Bojun smiled.