Historically, Ji Xiaolan is far less free than TV plays. At that time, he not only got the nickname of "excellent college student", but also many things about himself were often used as jokes.
During the Qianlong period, the dignitaries in Beijing loved tobacco, especially during the Qianlong period. They are so addicted to smoking that they will never give it up. Later, Gan Long suddenly coughed for no reason. After diagnosis and treatment, the doctor said, "The root of this disease is the lung. Tampa is probably caused by smoking. " Hearing this, the dragon told the eunuch not to bring this thing in again. After a while, he coughed, so Gan Long hated Tampa very much and advised his servants not to like it either.
In fact, tobacco is a mild drug, and once taken, it is difficult to quit. Ji Xiaolan was a college student at that time. He is the biggest smoker. He is called "Jida pipe". Despite Gan Long's advice, he still carries a huge tobacco bag and smokes with his mouth open every day, regardless of other people's feelings.
One day, it was Ji Da's turn to be on duty in the museum. After finishing his work, he lit a cigarette on the spot and took a nice sip. Suddenly, the eunuch announced that he wanted to see the emperor. Jack Cater was in a hurry. He stuffed his cigarette into his boots and went to North Korea to see him. Unfortunately, Gan Long asked a lot of questions this time. Soon, Jack Cater's pipe felt hot on his feet, but he was questioned by the emperor and he dared not touch it. Unexpectedly, his boots suddenly smoked, and the fire in the pipe bag didn't go out, so he burned his socks. Jack Cater's pipe hurt so much that his tears and nose came out. Gan Long was surprised and asked him what had happened. Jack Cater said, "There is water in the minister's boots." .
The dragon laughed and asked him to go out and solve it at once. Ji Xiaolan endured the pain and quickly ran to the door, taking off his burnt boots. So sad! Ironically, Ji Xiaolan usually walks very fast, and his colleagues call him a "great stalker". After this burn, Ji Xiaolan limped for more than a month, and someone nicknamed him "Iron monster".
It is said that Gan Long later asked about it and asked him to write a review. Ji Xiaolan is an excellent literary genius. He helped his pen stand up. There are a few words in it: "The trousers burned, and the emperor retreated to North Korea and said,' Did you hurt your calf? Don't ask, don't call. The donkey was beaten well. Gan Long was so happy that he got a pipe and was allowed to smoke in the museum. He also proudly said that he was "a cigarette given by Qin to Hanlin College".
Ji Xiaolan not only "gave him a gift for smoking", but also told a story of "taking a concubine". Said Ji Xiaolan had extraordinary night vision ability since he was a child. If she disobeys a woman for a day, her skin will crack and her feet will cramp. He also said that Ji Xiaolan claimed to be a monster who didn't eat rice. He only eats meat for dinner. He wants to conquer several women a day, once entering Korea with five drums, once returning to his residence, once at noon, once at dusk and once lying down. This is also very common.
When Ji Xiaolan edited Qixia Pavilion Wild Riding, he worked in the library for a few days and was very busy. Ji Xiaolan's eyes and face are red because she hasn't touched a woman for several days. Tommy Tam met him on the road, and he was surprised to see this photo of him. He asked him what was wrong. Ji Xiaolan was afraid to hide it, so he told the truth.
The dragon laughed, and later sent two maids to accompany him. After collecting random records of bedbugs, Ji Xiaolan took two women home. Ji Xiaolan was very proud and often boasted that he was "bound by the imperial edict" in front of others.
However, Gan Long often makes fun of Ji Xiaolan. Accompanied by Wang, Long visited the Jinshan Temple in the south. The dragon had a whim to set up a plaque for Jinshan Temple, but he didn't think of a name for a long time. So he picked up a pen, pretended to write some words on the paper, handed it to Ji Xiaolan and asked, "What do you think of these words?" Ji Xiaolan took the letter and found that it was a gobbledygook without words. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and said, "It's really the Jiangtian gang!" The dragon was very happy, so he picked up a pen and wrote down these four words.
On another occasion, Ji Xiaolan was ordered to compile Sikuquanshu in Hanlin College. Because of this huge project, Ji Xiaolan and his colleagues worked day and night. It was midsummer and it was very hot. Ji Xiaolan is obese and afraid of heat. He often sweats and his clothes are wet. Later, Ji Xiaolan just took off his clothes to enjoy the cool. His colleagues and cabinet ministers took off their clothes and worked inside.
Later, when Gan Long found out, he wanted to play a trick on him. One day, Gan Long went to imperial academy specially, where only Ji Xiaolan and his colleague Chen Ge were laughing with their bare hands. When everyone saw Gan Long coming, they all got dressed quickly. Because Ji Xiaolan was nearsighted, he couldn't find his own clothes to wear, so he quickly hid under the chair.
When the dragon saw Dale, it sat on it, and Ji Xiaolan hid under it to breathe and didn't dare to move. The dragon sat in the chair for two hours, neither talking nor walking. Because of the hot weather, Ji Xiaolan can't stand it. After reading it for so long, he poked his head out and asked his colleague, "Is the old man gone?"
Gan smiled, and everyone laughed. Gan Long Ji Xiaolan was released, pretending to be unhappy and saying, "Ji Yun is rude. How can you say such frivolous things? " If you want to explain, you can go. If you can't explain, I will kill you. Ji Xiaolan was embarrassed and said, "I'm not dressed yet." Gan Long ordered the supervisor to put it on him, and then reprimanded him, "You have a lot of courage." Why do you call me old man? Ji Xiaolan turned his head and said, "This is what China people call the emperor." The emperor called "Long live". Are you old? If you are the Fuehrer, you must be the Fuehrer? It is the son of the emperor and everyone's son, so it is called "son". "Dragon saw that he was baffled and smiled.
Ji Xiaolan was teased by Gan Long, and whenever he got the chance, he would make fun of the nobles. Once, the little Shenyang family rebuilt the garden and built a pavilion, and asked Ji Xiaolan to write a pavilion for him. The word "bamboo shoots" is written with a pen. Shen saw it and hung up the phone happily. Soon, Gan Long visited He Fu's new garden, looked up and saw the plaque on the pavilion, and asked who wrote it. Yang Shen proudly said that he asked Ji Xiaolan to write it. Gan Long smiled and said, "You were cheated by him! Ji Xiaolan is jealous of your family's' all straw bags'! " He is half angry and half helpless.
Ji Xiaolan is well-read and witty by nature. He also likes telling jokes and stories. Every time he is on duty in the palace, eunuchs like to pester him to tell stories, which makes Ji Xiaolan very angry. On one occasion, Ji Xiaolan was pestered by a eunuch and asked him to tell a story. Ji Xiaolan said there was no story recently, so the eunuch asked him to tell a story, and now he can make it up. Ji Xiaolan pretended to be thinking and said, "I see." Said there was a man. "Say that finish, then shut up and stare at the eunuch. When the eunuch saw that he was silent, he said, "What else is under this man?" Ji Xiaolan said, "There's nothing down there. The eunuch knew that he was being teased and laughed it off. "。
Ji Xiaolan once celebrated the birthday of Mrs. Lin's friend. Her friend asked him to write a poem. Ji Xiaolan stood up and cleared his throat. Everyone is listening. Ji Xiaolan said, "This woman is not human." They are afraid and think they don't respect others. Seeing that the effect has been achieved, Ji Xiaolan calmly continued: "After nine days, the goddess will return to the dust." Hearing this, people all praised this sentence. Ji Xiaolan turned back and said, "Give birth to a son to be a thief." They were surprised and their friends were embarrassed. Unexpectedly, he smiled and said, "It's good that this child stole Tao's mother's life." They laughed and passed it on as a good story.
Ji Xiaolan was a clever man, but his cleverness was often considered ridiculous at that time, probably because Qianlong regarded Ji Xiaolan as a prostitute.
Stationmaster: In Ji Xiaolan's life, he did two things the most, one was presiding over the imperial examination, and the other was presiding over compilation. He has served as a provincial examiner twice and a military and civilian examiner six times. Therefore, he has many literati in Shilin, which has a great influence. He presided over the editing work more often. He used to be the editor-in-chief of Wuyingtang, Tangsantang, Chengongtang, National History Museum, Fanglvetang, Sikuquanshu Museum and Guo Sheng Chengong Martyrdom Record. He used to be the deputy director of Guantai, Eight Banners Notice Hall, Shilutang and Huidian. Calling it temporary generosity is not a compliment. In his later years, Ji Xiaolan made his own couplets: "Seagulls float and sink with the sea; The Book of Death, like a squid, is a true portrayal of his life.