(1) China can't even produce Parker pens. (just an ironic answer. )
(2) Pens are trophies. This pen is a disgrace to the United States and a clear proof that the United States was defeated by China and North Korea. (Just give a tit-for-tat answer. )
Short stories by Premier Zhou Erzhou (about 100 words)
An American journalist happened to see an American Parker pen on Premier Zhou's desk. The reporter asked in a somewhat ironic tone: "Excuse me, Prime Minister, why do you China people use our pens made in the United States?" Premier Zhou said humorously: "This pen is a long story. This is an anti-American souvenir from a North Korean friend. I refuse to accept worthless rewards. Korean friends said, as a souvenir. I thought it was very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country. " Hearing this, the American reporter suddenly became speechless.
-What do you mean, shooting yourself in the foot? This is a typical case. The reporter's original intention was to dig at Premier Zhou: Why can't you China people even produce better pens and import them from our United States? As a result, Premier Zhou said it was a trophy of the Korean battlefield, which made the reporter lose face. Also, there is no way to compare with Premier Zhou.
Hope to adopt. Thank you.
An American journalist happened to see an American Parker pen on Premier Zhou's desk during an interview.
The reporter is proud of Premier Zhou's use of American products-by implication, the productivity of the United States is stronger than that of China.
Premier Zhou retorted that the implication, which I don't want to use, is to commemorate China's assistance to North Korea to defeat the United States-the key is that China is the winner.
Before the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and the United States, an American journalist once sarcastically asked Premier Zhou, "Excuse me, Madam Prime Minister, why do you use our American pen to correct it?"
Premier Zhou implied that although the United States was powerful, it lost to China and North Korea in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea. So in that war, the United States was the losing side. Premier Zhou's acceptance of pens as trophies proves that China is no worse than the United States. In fact, Premier Zhou is tactfully hitting back at the proud Americans.
In Premier Zhou's wonderful reply to foreign journalists, why did Premier Zhou first say that Parker pen is "a very ordinary pen"
The Prime Minister said that Parker pens are very common, and American Parker pens are comparable. Although it is famous, it is no different from ordinary brands, but it is valuable because it symbolizes the victory of the War of Resistance Against America and the friendship between China and North Korea.
Six stories of Zhou Enlai.
Once, Premier Zhou attended an international conference in Geneva, and an American journalist held out his hand and shook hands. Premier Zhou did not refuse out of courtesy. But unexpectedly, this reporter just shook hands and suddenly said loudly, "How can I shake hands with militants in China? Really shouldn't! I really shouldn't! " Then, he took out his handkerchief, kept wiping the hand he had just shaken with Premier Zhou Enlai, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. At this time, many people are watching what Premier Zhou will do. Zhou Enlai frowned. He also took out a handkerchief from his pocket, swept it on his hand at random, and then-walked into the corner and threw it into the spittoon. He said, "This handkerchief will never be cleaned again!"
-Although China and the United States were in a hostile state at that time, Premier Zhou's consistent thought was to separate those in power from ordinary Americans. It is unfriendly to frown at the negotiating table. But outside the meeting, he is a master of United front, trying to do his job as much as possible, trying to influence it imperceptibly. He has always been friendly to ordinary Americans, including journalists. Therefore, when the American journalist offered to shake hands with Premier Zhou, Premier Zhou did not refuse. But this reporter seems to just want to embarrass Premier Zhou, otherwise he would not take the initiative to shake hands and then wipe his hands with a handkerchief with regret. Premier Zhou won't realize that he will do this before wiping his hands. There were a lot of people in the hall at that time, and it was up to you to get off the stage in Zhou Enlai. So Premier Zhou also took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands. But the difference between the two is that the reporter still put the handkerchief back in his trouser pocket after wiping his hands, while Premier Zhou threw the handkerchief into the spittoon after wiping his hands. Premier Zhou means: your handkerchief can still be used, and my handkerchief is contaminated with your bacteria after being wiped. You little man's germs can't be cleaned and used, so I threw them into the spittoon.
1, 197 1, Dr. Kissinger secretly visited China to restore diplomatic relations between China and the United States. Before the formal negotiations began, Kissinger suddenly made a request to Premier Zhou Enlai: "Dear Prime Minister, the excavation result of Mawangdui No.1 Han Tomb in your country shocked the world. That female corpse is really a rare treasure in the world! I was entrusted by a famous person in the scientific community in China, and wanted to exchange charcoal around some female corpses with a substance that is not found on the earth. I wonder if your country is willing? "
Premier Zhou Enlai casually asked, "Sir, I wonder what your country will exchange?" Kissinger said: "The lunar soil is the soil brought back from the moon by our spacecraft, which should be regarded as something that does not exist on the earth!" "
Premier Zhou smiled: "What is my Tao? It turned out to be something at the feet of our ancestors.
"Kissinger was surprised and asked doubtfully," why? One of you went to the moon a long time ago. What time? Why not publish it? "
Premier Zhou Enlai smiled and pointed to a the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon tooth carving on the coffee table and said to Kissinger seriously, "Why didn't we announce it earlier?" ? As early as 5000 years ago, we had a Chang 'e who flew to the moon, built the Guanghan Palace on the moon and lived there. Don't believe me, we will send someone to see her! Why don't you China experts know these things that are well known to women and children in our country? "Premier Zhou Enlai's humorous answer made the learned Dr. Kissinger laugh. Excerpted from global person, Zhang/Wen
2. The origin of "Pike"
In 1950s, when Zhou Enlai was talking with an American journalist, the reporter saw a Parker pen in the Prime Minister's office and asked with a little irony and pride, "Your Excellency, do you believe in pens in China?" Zhou Enlai said humorously, "A North Korean friend gave it to me. This friend said to me: "This was used by the US military at the Panmunjom surrender signing ceremony. Please keep it as a souvenir! "I think the origin of this pen is very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country." The American journalist's face is red to the ears.
3. A one-sentence movie description
1954, Zhou Enlai attended the Geneva conference and informed the staff to show the participants a colorful Yue opera film "Butterfly Lovers". In order to make foreigners understand China's plays, the staff wrote a 15 page explanation and submitted it to Premier Zhou for review. Zhou Enlai criticized employees for "casting pearls before swine, not looking at the real thing". The staff said unconvinced: "It's casting pearls before swine to show this kind of movie to foreigners!"
"That depends on how you play," Zhou Enlai said. "You have to play it with more than ten pages of instructions. This is random. I'll change the game for you. Just write a sentence on the invitation: "Please enjoy a colorful opera film, Romeo and Juliet by China. "After the film was shown, the audience was fascinated and burst into applause from time to time.
4, smart to * * *
* * *, 1960 In May, Zhou Enlai and his party visited Changsha and took a walk by the river after work. Looking at Orange Island in the distance, there are hundreds of battles, Qian Fan is competing for development, Yixing is flying, and the mouth accounts for a joint: "Orange Island, a boat next to the boat, and a boat is not feasible." This couplet is relatively static, with long artistic conception, three broken sentences and two thimbles, and "Zhou" is homophonic with "boat", which is extremely difficult to handle. * * * said to Zhou Enlai around him, "Let's go, I'll leave Jiang Lang temporarily. How about icing on the cake? " Zhou Enlai's wit is extraordinary, and he is familiar with geography. Within a hundred steps, he got a famous saying: "Tianxin Pavilion, pigeons in the pavilion, pigeons in the pavilion fly." Tianxin Pavilion is a scene in Changsha, opposite Orange Island. It was neat and smooth, the whole couplet was seamless, and the two great men smiled at each other. Excerpts from educational information
5. 1973 On August 28th, the 10th National Congress of communist party, China was held in Beijing. ZD who attended the meeting could not stand because of thigh disease. After the meeting, in order not to let the delegates see the flaws and worry about their health, Mao. ZD has been sitting in his seat, trying to let the delegates leave first. If the chairman doesn't leave, will the representative leave first? It was the careful Premier Zhou Enlai who saw the President's mind and broke the deadlock. He tactfully said that Chairman Mao wanted to see everyone leave the meeting. Mao. ZD stubbornly said, "If you don't go, I won't go." In this way, the delegates turned around step by step and reluctantly waved goodbye to the chairman.
6. Once, an American reporter interviewed by Zhou Enlai asked with malicious intent, "Sir, why do you people in China call the road the road that people take?" After listening, he didn't rush to refute with barbed words, but said humorously: "We are taking the Marxist road, referred to as the road." The American journalist kept asking questions: "Sir, in the United States, people walk with their heads held high, but why do you China people walk with your heads down? How to explain this? " Premier Zhou said with a smile, "This is not surprising. The question is simple. When you Americans go downhill, of course, you have to hold your head high, while we in China go uphill, of course, you have to keep your head down. " The reporter asked: "There are 400 million people in China now. How many toilets need to be repaired? " This is sheer nonsense, but in such a diplomatic situation, it is inconvenient to refuse. Premier Zhou smiled gently and replied, "Gentlemen! A men's toilet and a women's toilet. "
7. Premier Zhou laughed at "Nazis"
In the early 1950s, Premier Zhou hosted a banquet for foreign guests in Qin Zheng Hall. The guests are full of praise for the variety, unique flavor and delicious taste of Chinese food. At this time, a soup was served, and the winter bamboo shoots, mushrooms, red vegetables and water chestnuts in the soup were all carved into various patterns, with good color, smell and taste. But the winter bamboo shoots were carved according to the national patterns, and turned over in the soup, which happened to be a symbol of fascism. The distinguished guests were shocked at this scene and asked Premier Zhou for advice. Premier Zhou also felt very suddenly about this issue, but he immediately explained calmly: "This is not a sign of fascism! This is a traditional model in China. Reading "Wan" symbolizes the meaning of "longevity" and is a good wish to the guests! Then he said humorously, "It doesn't matter even if it is a fascist symbol! Let's destroy fascism together and eat it! " After his words, both the host and the guests laughed, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic. This soup is also for guests.
9. Premier Zhou ridiculed his opponent.
During his decades of diplomatic career, Premier Zhou has always been famous for his high respect and humor. No matter on what occasions and what kind of opponents he meets, Premier Zhou can talk eloquently and entertain himself freely with superhuman wisdom, and his opponents can't take advantage of him. On one occasion, Premier Zhou was invited to visit the Soviet Union. When meeting Khrushchev, he was criticized for carrying out revisionist policies in an all-round way. Cunning Khrushchev didn't answer directly, but gave Premier Zhou a * * * duel at that time. He said, "You criticize very well, but you have to agree that I come from the working class and you come from the bourgeoisie." The implication is that the Prime Minister is speaking from the standpoint of the bourgeoisie. Premier Zhou just paused, and then calmly replied, "Yes, Comrade Khrushchev, but at least we have one thing in common, that is, we all betrayed our respective classes." Unexpectedly, Khrushchev's poisonous arrow turned around and shot at Hepburn. It is said that as soon as this statement came out, it was immediately circulated as a beautiful talk in various party countries.
10, Premier Zhou went to war with mikoyan.
On one occasion, Premier Zhou stopped by Moscow on his way back from a meeting in Geneva. At the reception held in his honor, he made a toast to the Soviets in English. At this time, mikoyan (vice chairman of the Soviet Council of Ministers) complained: "Zhou, why don't you speak Russian? Your Russian is very good! " This sentence is obviously unfriendly. Premier Zhou's method is to ignore it first, but still answer in English: "mikoyan, it's time for you to learn Chinese." In order to urge mikoyan to tell the reason why he doesn't learn Chinese. Mikoyan really took the bait and complained, "Chinese is too difficult to learn." As soon as this was said, Premier Zhou said in high spirits, "Never mind, come to our embassy next time, and we will be happy to teach you." Suddenly put mikoyan in the position of a student.
1 1, right! pluck the pipa
On one occasion, Premier Zhou Enlai negotiated with the Kuomintang government. In front of us, the other party not only refused to accept it, but also said that negotiating with us was "casting pearls before swine"! Premier Zhou Enlai immediately had a brainwave and skillfully refuted the other side with what the other side threw: "Yes! Cows play the piano! " Here, Premier Zhou Enlai skillfully changed the idiom "casting pearls before swine" thrown by the other side into "Yes! Cows play the piano! " , so as to get rid of the predicament, but also forced the other side into a shameful dilemma.
12 and 1960 In late April, Premier Zhou Enlai negotiated with India on the border issue between China and India, and India raised a provocative question: "Has Tibet been the territory of China since ancient times?" Premier Zhou Enlai said: "Tibet has been the territory of China since ancient times. Far from it, at least in the Yuan Dynasty, it was already the territory of China. "
The other party said, "Time is too short."
Premier Zhou Enlai said: "The Yuan Dynasty in China has a history of 700 years. If 700 years is considered to be a short time, then the history of the United States is only 100 years. Is it true that America can't be a country?
This is obviously absurd. "
The representative of India was speechless.
In Zhou Enlai's rebuttal, two comparative materials were used to deny the other side's point of view. Compared with 100, it is obviously untenable for you to deny 700 years and admit 100. As a result, you have to admit it for 700 years 100 years. Contrast has produced great power here.
13, at the press conference, Premier Zhou Enlai introduced the construction achievements of China. A Western reporter asked, "How much money does the People's Bank of China have?" This involves state secrets, so it is impossible to tell them directly. The Prime Minister frowned and quickly replied: "There is 18 yuan 88 points." Everyone present was startled. The Prime Minister explained: "The denominations of China People's Bank are 10 yuan, 5 yuan, 2 yuan, 1 yuan, 50 cents, 20 cents, 1 minute, 5 cents, 2 cents and 1 minute. There are ten kinds of principal and supplementary RMB, totaling 18 yuan 8 jiao. Backed by the people of the whole country, China People's Bank has outstanding credit and strong strength. The renminbi is the most reputable currency in the world. " As soon as the voice fell, the audience applauded warmly. The prime minister deliberately avoided the essence of the problem and replaced the "total amount" with "total denomination", which not only blocked the mouths of foreign journalists, but also did not destroy the harmonious atmosphere of the reception. The use of misinterpretation makes the language sharp and interesting, which fully shows his extraordinary adaptability and superb language art.
What's the story of Premier Zhou and Parker's pen? What is etiquette?
What are the etiquette of the stories written by Premier Zhou and Parker?
China is a country of etiquette, civilized and trustworthy.
In the early 1950s, Premier Zhou was interviewed by an American reporter and put an American Parker pen on the table. Reporter: Prime Minister's Cabinet
1. Your production in China is backward, not as good as that in the United States.
2. Your United States was defeated by China.
In the early 1950s, Premier Zhou was interviewed by an American reporter and put an American Parker pen on the table.
The reporter wanted to exploit the topic and laugh at China's backwardness. Premier Zhou implied that although the United States was powerful, it lost to China and North Korea in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea. So in that war, the United States was the losing side. Premier Zhou's acceptance of pens as trophies proves that China is no worse than the United States. In fact, Premier Zhou is tactfully hitting back at the proud Americans.