Hearing this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty quickly lied: "Your younger brother General Wencheng ate too much horse liver and died. If you really have a good idea about your teacher's magic, I still have nothing to give up! "
Luan Da replied, "My teacher has never been in Dont Ask For Help, only people ask him. Your Majesty, if you must hold an experience teaching meeting with the immortal, you must make the immortal's emissary honorable, have your own family, treat him as the most distinguished guest, and don't look down upon him. You must also let him wear all kinds of seals given by your majesty before you can take a message. Even so, it is still ambiguous whether the immortal will come to the meeting or not. How busy you think they are! In short, it depends on your performance. "
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was dubious and thought: I have spent so much money, and it is still ambiguous whether the immortal will come to the meeting or not. How can I believe that? Volunteer to perform a little magic trick first, so that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty can recognize himself and open his eyes. Luan Da's performance is a game of chess, and the pieces collide with each other on the board, which is dazzling. In fact, this is just a little magic: Luan Da drew magnets on the chess pieces in advance and dragged them under the chessboard with magnetic steel bars. Of course, the chess pieces collided with each other. Where did Emperor Wu of Han understand this trick? He was overjoyed, so he worshipped Luan Dawei as General Wuli.
More than a month later, as promised, he also presented four seals to General Luan Dashitian, General Di Shi, General Datong and General Tiandao, and wrote: "Mr. Dayu contributed greatly to dredging Jiujiang and guiding the four blasphemies. But now that the river is flooded and there are more migrant workers, it is useless to shout the slogan of swearing to live and die with the levee. I have ruled the world for 28 years. If the world is naive enough to give me an able person, it is Luan Da. The Book of Changes says that Feilong and Hongyan are not the two of us? " As a result, a food city with 2000 households was used to seal Luanda as a blessed land.
Moreover, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty married Wei princess royal to Luan Da. Wei princess royal is the eldest daughter of Emperor Wu and Wei Zifu, the younger sister of the Prince, and the favorite daughter of Emperor Wu. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave 10,000 Jin of gold to Luanda, which became Ma Xu overnight, and renamed his fief Dangli Princess. On their wedding day, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty personally presided over the wedding ceremony, and there was an endless stream of messengers offering condolences and gifts. From the aunt of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to the civil servants of the Manchu Dynasty below the general, grand banquets and rich property were laid down one after another, and they were sent to Xinxu's mansion. The whole Chang 'an City was covered with flowers. Unprecedented ostentation and extravagance, few latecomers. There was a solemn and funny scene: Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty carved a "heavenly general" decree and sent messengers to hold the decree and wear bright feathers. The moonlight poured down like mercury, and the emissary stood on the white thatch. Luan Da also wore a feather suit and stood on the white thatch to accept the imperial seal, indicating that the two sides were equal. Since then, Luan Da often works from home at night and invites immortals to come to earth. Such a big ostentation and extravagance, such a noble status, still can't move the immortal, Luan Da can't help it. He has a plan to tell Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty that he wants to dress up and visit the teacher in the sea.
In just a few months, Luan Judas, a little-known pharmacist, became a son-in-law, wearing six imperial seals and five generals. He got rich as quickly as a rocket, which made colleagues on the eastern coast feel ashamed and sigh, regretting why he didn't think of this move at first. At that time, everyone rushed to boast that they had a secret recipe and could recruit immortals. The supernatural phenomena in the empire began to emerge one after another. This summer, a Yin-dividing mage named Jin presided over a sacrificial ceremony for people next to Houtu Temple in the suburb of Wei. In the blink of an eye, he saw the shape of a hook protruding from the ground. We dug up the mound and unearthed a tripod. This tripod is bigger than the others, and it is engraved with grotesque patterns, but there is no inscription. Local officials told Emperor Wu that Emperor Wu had been cheated. First he sent someone to extort a confession by torture. The wizard named Jin didn't find any obvious scam, so he invited Ding to Ganquan Palace. Liang Wudi followed Ding's ass devoutly and prepared to give it to the Emperor of Heaven. When I came to Zhongshan, the weather was clear and there were no clouds in Wan Li, but a Huang Yun the size of a building floated in for no reason. Just as a unicorn flew by, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty bent his bow and took an arrow in a daze. Somehow, he hit the unicorn with an arrow and made it a godsend sacrifice. In Chang 'an, civil and military officials suggested that Baoding should be respected. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was puzzled and asked, "The Yellow River has repeatedly burst its mouth and refused to accept it for several years. Fortunately, this year's harvest has been abundant, and I haven't had time to sacrifice to heaven. Why did this tripod suddenly appear? "
The official in charge boasted: "Baoding will only appear when he meets the Lord." As soon as Baoding appeared, Xiangrui followed. Huang Yun and unicorns are auspicious. Your Majesty, you are like the Yellow Emperor and Emperor Wu of the Holy Han Dynasty, leading a large group of people to worship the Five Emperors in Yongxian County. Gong Sunqing, a Qi man, presented a wooden book to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, saying, "This book was handed down by Shen Gong, a good friend of the famous immortal An Qisheng. It says that the monarch of the Han Dynasty should be the great-grandson of great-grandfather Liu Bang. Your Majesty, you are the great-grandson of Gaozu! So you should follow the example of the Yellow Emperor to climb Mount Tai and worship Zen. When the Yellow Emperor was worshipping God in the suburbs of Yongxian County, a bearded dragon hung with meat came down from the sky to meet him. After the Yellow Emperor rode on the dragon's back, there were more than 70 people riding on the dragon's back, including civil and military officials, harem concubines and so on, and Longteng left empty. Other officials with small positions can't get up, and they all cling to the dragon beard. As a result, the dragon must be broken and the Yellow Emperor bows down. When the people saw the Yellow Emperor ascend to heaven, they all burst into tears, bowing and dancing dragons, crying that their good emperor had become immortal alone and abandoned the people. "
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty listened with carefree longing and sighed, "Alas! If I can ascend to heaven like the Yellow Emperor, my wife and children are like taking off a pair of shoes for me, and there is nothing to miss. " So he worshipped Gongsunqing as Lang and sent him to Taishi Mountain to wait for the arrival of the immortal. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty offered sacrifices to the sky "morning and evening" and said, "Immortals, immortals, come and pick me up as an immortal.
Anxious Emperor Wu asked Luan Da when he would enter the sea. How dare Luan risk his life to go to sea? After a trip, he went to Taishan to do things. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty began to be suspicious. As soon as Luan Dayi set out, he sent spies to follow him. The spies reported that Luan Dayi had been partying all the way and boasting about French snails everywhere, but he didn't even see the shadow of a fairy. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty knew that he had been taken in by Luan Da. The next year, Luan Da returned to Chang 'an and told me that he had met the teacher, but the teacher's magic skills had been used up and could not meet your majesty's requirements. At this moment, Luan Da is at his wit's end, and the scam can't continue. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was furious and beheaded Luan Da. In just one year, Wei princess royal became a widow. Lord! Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very happy when he heard these words, so he treasured the tripod in his palace and offered it from time to time.